Whatever happened to the high five?
A thumbs up?
A head nod of approval?
Apparently those aren't good enough anymore.
Nowadays the only reward for hard work is a smack in the ass.
Backside Congrats is breakfast in a bottle, like a bowl of sweetened oatmeal.
Flavors of chocolate, roasted malt, and maple
are enhanced by additions of cinnamon and vanilla beans,
which lend a rich and spicy aroma.
Good game. You earned this one.
Oatmeal Stout
ABV:
6.30%
Spiteful Brewing
Chicago, Illinois