Don't fight it, Spite It!
We see you on the Internet, pixelated and hungry for attention.
You just posted a selfie, and can't wait for the validation.
"Beautiful."
"HOTT."
"SEXY."
But not this time.
This selfie is going to cost you a punch in the nuts and a loss of self-worth.
We discovered that our honey IPA is a natural duck face repellent.
Citric and dry, with a delightful addition of honey.
Redeem yourself, wiener.
Following our four easy steps in the only known cure for the selfie pandemic.
Imperial or Double India Pale Ale
ABV:
9.40%
Spiteful Brewing
Chicago, Illinois